Modern Family - s02 e01 ‘The Old Wagon’
- Marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed.
- Older black ladies make the best iced tea.
- Success is 1% inspiration, 98% perspiration and 2% attention to detail.
- You can tell a lot about a person from his biography.
- Watch a sunrise at least once a day.
- If you love something, set it free. Unless it’s a tiger.
- If you’re ever in a jam, a crayon scrunched up under your nose makes a good pretend mustache.
- When life gives you lemonade, make lemons; life will be all life ‘whaaat?’